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A special day....

Discussion in 'The Aqua Lounge' started by ShadowMac, Mar 10, 2011.

  1. ShadowMac

    ShadowMac Moderator Staff Member

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    :113:It is Chuck Norris's birthday today, so in honor of that I think all posts today should conclude with a Chuck Norris joke.

    For those of you out of the states, this may not be as funny.

    I will begin:

    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the jaw....its modern day descendants are known as giraffes. :)))

    there are many more...
     
  2. lalmeida

    lalmeida New Member

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    :)))

    One more:
    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. :deadhorse:
    lalmeida
     
  3. Mojojojo

    Mojojojo Aspiring Aquascaper

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    John Cena can't see Chuck Norris. Nobody can. They just see pain.

    Chuck Norris can see John Cena.
     
  4. kojot

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    When Chuck Norris looks at the clouds begin to sweat. Some call it rain.

    The earth does not revolve around the sun - The sun is kept at a safe distance from Chuck Norris.

    When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it is in reality affect the world economy.

    HB Chuck
     
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    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

    Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down.

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  6. ShadowMac

    ShadowMac Moderator Staff Member

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    good to see the Chuck Norris phenomenon has spread internationally.

    underneath Chuck Norris's beard is.....another fist.
     
  7. Mojojojo

    Mojojojo Aspiring Aquascaper

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    Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
     
  8. doubleott05

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    when chuck norris was in his teens he went to a monistary and did every nun there.... 9 months later the entire team of the 1973 miami dolphins was born.
     
  9. ShadowMac

    ShadowMac Moderator Staff Member

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    loving the dolphins one!:))

    God said, "let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "Say, please."
     
  10. Jurijs mit JS

    Jurijs mit JS Admin Staff Member

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    Chuk Norris ist better aquascaper than Mr.Amano
     
  11. doubleott05

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    chuck norris invented aquascaping.....
     
  12. ShadowMac

    ShadowMac Moderator Staff Member

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    inside chuck norris's eyes are the most beautiful aquascapes you will ever see....unfortunately you will never get close enough to see them...
     
  13. Jurijs mit JS

    Jurijs mit JS Admin Staff Member

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    CN day is over, god bless him^^
     
  14. doubleott05

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    Chuck Norris day will be over when Chuck Norris says it is over....
     
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    I like the motivational poster...
     

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    Chuck Norris knows Victorias secret!
     

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